tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13316589.post114186453347110316..comments2023-10-26T08:46:47.730-04:00Comments on Contemplative Chaplain: HypochondriacContemplative Chaplainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14418239767846591430noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13316589.post-1142104716788340312006-03-11T14:18:00.000-05:002006-03-11T14:18:00.000-05:00I'm sure Alphonse and Hortense will be the best of...I'm sure Alphonse and Hortense will be the best of friends. R. was hugging me last night and I said, "Yes, I deserve that, because Hortense and I have had a bad day." R. pulled away from me and said, "You know, that's just a little creepy." Poor R. I think he's jealous that he doesn't have a lipoma to name.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for your comments!Contemplative Chaplainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14418239767846591430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13316589.post-1142092877671801652006-03-11T11:01:00.000-05:002006-03-11T11:01:00.000-05:00Aww...my sympathy goes to you, but not to Hortense...Aww...my sympathy goes to you, but not to Hortense.<BR/><BR/>((((((((Chap)))))))))Dorcas (aka SingingOwl)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15626748280614018533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13316589.post-1142083875047018572006-03-11T08:31:00.000-05:002006-03-11T08:31:00.000-05:00OMG, the same thing happened to me! I lost a lot ...OMG, the same thing happened to me! I lost a lot of weight and suddenly there was this LUMP! and the doctor said, It's just a tumor!<BR/><BR/>WHAAAAAT!? <BR/><BR/>Man, she was a crummy communicator. <BR/><BR/>:) Never occurred to me to name mine. I think his name is Alphonse. HE doesn't want to paint his toenails, but he'd like to get together with Hortense and swap host stories. After all...who knows our foibles better than our lipomas?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13316589.post-1141872115898661782006-03-08T21:41:00.000-05:002006-03-08T21:41:00.000-05:00Dear Hortense, So glad to get a chance to hear abo...Dear Hortense, So glad to get a chance to hear about you. I hope that we will one day meet and watch bad t.v. and paint our toe nails. Um...do you have toe nails, sweet Hortie?Erin Gratzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14086785230177019517noreply@blogger.com