...Or "Sharks Ready to Gobble Up the Cuteness of the Boy Gray and his Floppy Tie-Dyed Beach Hat." Or "Fashion Mavens Searching out the Newest Look in Straw Hats as Modeled by Jim the Father."
Or, let's play a game, shall we?
Pick what YOU think this caption should be.
Go on, internet. It'll be fun. Maybe I'll even give door prizes...